Will True

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May 24, 2011 by Will True

False alarm, people; the real rapture is on 10/21/11. I am offering to protect your valuable belongings from the End Times for a mere 50$/box, and an additional 25$ per box. Don’t worry; I have an apocalypse-proof garage. Now accepting offers via the ask button.

May 24, 2011 /Will True
rapture, harold camping, end times, doomsday, armaggedon, apocalypse, christian, i want your money
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